Apparently it's easy: announce that a 6ft 4" ex-model turned masseur will be making a weekly visit to October, to give them a good rub down!

He explains: "'You want us to do what, take our shirts off, lie down on a mobile massage bench, and then some bloke's going rub oil on us and touch us... with his hands?'" they asked. But when the annoyingly handsome Richard arrived it was rather amazing. One by one the condemned men requested a final cigarette and a blindfold, and in they went," joked Stephenson.

"Now obviously no one spoke for the rest of the afternoon, clearly in denial, shuffling about and looking at their trainers; but over the last week it has gradually emerged that it's the best thing that's happened to them at work for a long time. Rather than avoiding the issue there are daily requests of: ‘Hey Boss, you know that massage bloke, when's he coming back?'"

Richard is a qualified masseur and can be contacted on 07769 917 244, or by email at: richard.butterworth@yahoo.co.uk.

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